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Sandy Hook v. Benghazi

Dear Sir,

I find it curious…and sickening…that many in our nation becomes upset with our government because they could not properly secure a foreign spy nest embassy, but when that same government cannot properly secure the schools that they force our children to attend, these idiots not only give them a pass, they encourage them to place new limits on the means of self defense available to We the People, making us even more dependent on government for our security.  We are truly living in an Idiocracy.

Your’s &c.
The Federal Farmer.

Here come the gun grabbers

December 17, 2012 Leave a comment

Dear Sir,

The vultures are descending upon the tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut and will be using the carcasses of those poor kids and other victims to further infringe upon our right to keep and bear arms that we foolishly thought were “guaranteed” by the Second Amendment of our Constitution.

From the Legislative front, the result will be predictable – a ban an so-called “assault weapons” (because of course it was the looks of the gun that killed those kids) and a ban on magazines with anything over a 10 round capacity. For those of you right-wing-nuts who still delude yourselves that the GOP and Fox News will stand up for your gun rights…it’s time to wake up, Dorothy, they’re going to sell you out like the crack whores they are.

More unpredictable will be what the President decides to do using his alleged executive power. He’s already shown his disdain for the Constitution and at least the 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 9th, 10th & 14th Amendments, so it will be…err… interesting, to see how he usurps the 2nd via secret star chamber as well.

Your’s &c.
The Federal Farmer.

Putting those drones to good use

Dear Sir,

Over the next 4 years, President Obama will make SCOTUS appointments and the newly Obamarific court will make a landmark decision called Drones United v. Federal Election Commission, which will not only grant drones unlimited free speech rights as persons, but will also give them the right to vote. Obama will then use his registered voter drone army to pack the Congress and most State legislatures in 2014, who will then turn around and repeal the 22nd Amendment, allowing them to vote Obama a third term in 2016.

The drone voter army will then ensure passage and ratification of the 28th Amendment:

A well-regulated kill list, being necessary to the security of a police state, the right of the government to keep and fly drones shall not be infringed upon.

Be afwaid my fwiends, vewy, vewy afwaid!

Your’s &c.
The Federal Farmer.

The emptier of two suits

October 31, 2012 3 comments

Dear Sir,

It can’t be only myself who has noticed that, since 9-11, our government has been been morphing faster and faster into the very thing that so many of us have given so much of our time, our effort, our sweat, our blood, our limbs and even our lives to prevent – our government becoming the same kind of oppressive, over-reaching, imperialistic, despotic government that our forefathers revolted against.

Neither Romney nor Obama will reverse any of this…indeed, Obama has expanded what Bush started and Romney even boasts about how he will expand it further. Neither will seriously address our debt, balance our budget or bite the hand of their bankster masters. Neither gives a crap about our freedom, civil liberty or Constitution. Both want to expand the empire and wage wars and faux wars at their whim. Both want to further create a huge national security state where the facade of security trumps civil liberties. They might as well be twins…the Obamney twins.

It saddens me to see so many decent, freedom-loving Americans marching like lemmings to support the people who are screwing and oppressing them. There are alternatives…Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Snoopy, None of the Above…it doesn’t matter – vote for anyone but the Obamney twins – the lesser of two evils is still evil and does not deserve to have their destruction of the country our forefathers built sanctioned by your vote.

How long have we been holding our noses and voting for the lesser of two evils? How long are we going to continue doing the same thing over and over again, hoping for a different result?

Please, anybody but Obamney.

Your’s &c.
The Federal Farmer.

The time for remaining silent and hoping for the best is over…

October 10, 2012 2 comments

“This consolidation of the states has been the object of several men in this country for some time past. Whether such a change can ever be effected in any manner; whether it can be effected without convulsions and civil wars; whether such a change will not totally destroy the liberties of this country — time only can determine.”The Federal Farmer, Oct 8, 1787

Dear Sir,

These words from the original Federal Farmer have proven to be, unfortunately, prophetic.  Indeed, time has determined that many of the concerns expressed by so-called anti-Federalists concerning the Constitution they were tasked with ratifying…and the new national government it would produce…were far more likely to occur than the idealistic Federalists ever imagined.  Less than a century after the Constitution was ratified, the country was torn apart by a great civil war that might have “saved the Union”, but also began the transformation of our country from a Republic founded on liberty, into the corrupt plutocracy that we live under today that routinely infringes upon, destroys or ignores the civil liberties of not only our own citizens,  but also those of the citizens of the world.   If the original Federal Farmer could see how his concerns about the future of this country have become reality, he wouldn’t just turn over in his grave and cry…I like to think his spirit would come back and rap some of us up-side-the-head and scold us to get off our fat, dumb and happy asses and DO something to reverse the situation.  I think the very least we can do is speak out, don’t you?

I’ve got a lot to say, and going forward I am going to say it, here. You might not agree with it, you might even be offended by it.  Tough crap.  Freedom of speech isn’t always pretty. Please feel free to respond with your comments…I will censor nothing (though I may not have total control over WordPress’ word filtering, sorry).  One can’t preach freedom of speech then turn around and censor other people’s speech.  Say your peace, I encourage it.  I don’t have any illusions of being the smartest feller in the world and I think an interchange of ideas among lots of people is much more informative (and entertaining) than just lil ole me bloviating from my soap box.

More to come.

Your’s &c.
The Federal Farmer.

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